
You thought Takashi Miike’s Crows Zero series is just about some japanese teenagers fighting each others? Really? Come on!!!
You got good-looking young japanese males trying to grab and dominate each others, trying to get desperately on top (intercourses). And the whole thing is reaching its climax during a final massive orgy.
The film is filled with perspiring characters, with bruised & wounded skins, prudish viril friendships. And guess what they’re really doing while smoking cigarettes. Here, punch kicks in the face have replaced violent sexual moves. Without mentioning their loud screams (of pleasure).
You’ll also hear gang leaders saying things like “This place has the smell of real men“, and a yakuza chief will teach his son how to love his men to become a real leader.
In Crows Zero, men refuse to do things with women; they buy banana flavored condoms, pretend having a backache or prefer just talking. Even though, women are absolutely & obviously ready to go further…
But h*rny young ladies can’t do anything; Crows Zero’s boys are definitely gays.
Thanks Contagion, you made my day!


















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Pretty fun interpretation. With this in my mind, I might even watch my Crows Zero dvd again before I throw it in the trash bin.
Of course, you could draw similar conclusions about countless films. Try kung fu, yakuza, or HK heroic bloodshed films for starters. The gay revolution is upon us!!!
lol. I watched the sequel 2 days ago and I remember that quote: “This place has the smell of real men“. But I remember the guy say something like that he’s not gay just after. Well, thats funny (really?) but I think its far from the meaning of the movie lol.
Fuckk off fuckers, CROWS ZERO 1-2 THE BEST MOVIE THERE IS…. those guys give life for each other and u fucking nerds say that is gay….FUCKERS…. AND your web site is gay tooo….
crows zero 1 & 2 are the best movie ever!!!!!